Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says, “I think wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under our bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says,”I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, i’m serious. The other day i came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

I think I have a bed bug infestation. I keep getting bites that produce a large welp with infection in it. I thought it was fleas but now I think it is bed bugs. What are the differences btw the two and what do I need to do to get rid of them. I have not had any bites on my feet and ankles, only the top of my leg and under my arms. I have a cat, but he does not have any fleas on him. I do not know what else to do. My boyfriend is getting bit as well, none of his are on his ankles or feet either. Is this bed bugs. Please help