A man returns home early from work to find his wife in bed with another man. After a lot of screaming and shouting at his wife he grabs the man by his penis and drags him outside. The man understandably is terrified and begging for mercy.
The husband drags the man into his shed and puts his penis in a vice, he tightens the vice so he cant move…..and picks up a saw…..
The man screams, ‘please dont tell me you are going to saw my willy off’ he cries.
…..’No’ says the husband, ‘You are when i burn down the shed………’

im only 17 years old and i have gray hair. not like 1 or 2 i would say like 5 %of my hair is gray…does this mean somethings wrong or is it ok?and is there anyway to get rid or help it?

i have tried to dry it before but it damages my hair too much?

i am a 26 year old woman, and i am noticing more and more gray hair by the day. this is disturbing on many levels! i can’t believe that i am actually sprouting enough gray and silver hairs that people notice. 2. the hairs themselves are not just gray- they are wirey, they do not straighten under a blow dryer, and worst of all, break very easily. i’m worried that as the older and grayer i get- the less and less hair i will have. if all of my hair eventually turns gray (which i’m sure it will as my family is all gray) and if they all continue to break off into 4 inche spikes- i’ll be bald!! what should i do? anyone else experience this?? i have tons of gray, wirey spikes sticking out of my head!!

So I would like to get my teeth a little whiter….ever since I got my braces off the second time, they never really came out that white. Everytime I go to get my teeth cleaned they get clean, but not any whiter.
I don’t want to go to the dentist to get them whitened bc it’s cosmetic, expensive, and not covered by our insurance….and my mom would have to pay for it. I brush my teeth like twice a day, and whenever else they need to, so it’s not b/c I dont brush my teeth. It’s just the fact that I had my braces on twice and the second time I got them off they just did not come out as clean as before. I’ve tried multiple whitening toothpastes…and I know crest white strips work b/c i have tried those before also.
So what I was wondering was:
a) Is there a good whitening toothpaste out there that you have used and personally seen your teeth get whiter?
b)Any other product that is not too expensive that I can buy at the store.(Cheaper than crest white strips or off brand)

who here finds gray hairs (i mean on the head! silly) cute, sexy, or attractive?

personally, i like salt n pepper guys (a lot of hot celebs come to mind: Anderson Cooper, GEORGE CLOONEY!, etc). and personally i can’t wait ’till i get some gray hairs of my own. i think it looks very good on a man, makes him look more sophisticated and well, mature, of course, but only when you can make it work for you. i mean, look at george clooney, full of gray hairs but still sexy as f***!

any guys/girls think salt n pepper guys sexy? (guys don’t necessarily have to be OLD to have salt n’ pepper hair. this one guy in my college is 22, is very good looking and has started to get gray hairs of his own)
my number? haha
give me your email! haha ;D
gray hairs look bad on balding, thinning men, but of course, that’s common knowledge