Unfaithful wife…..?
May 29th, 2008
A man returns home early from work to find his wife in bed with another man. After a lot of screaming and shouting at his wife he grabs the man by his penis and drags him outside. The man understandably is terrified and begging for mercy.
The husband drags the man into his shed and puts his penis in a vice, he tightens the vice so he cant move…..and picks up a saw…..
The man screams, ‘please dont tell me you are going to saw my willy off’ he cries.
…..’No’ says the husband, ‘You are when i burn down the shed………’
May 29th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
sounds like something from the movie saw
May 30th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I dont get the last part
‘No’ says the husband, ‘You are when i burn down the shed………’
June 4th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
That made sense…
June 8th, 2008 at 3:19 am
HAHAHAAH that’s what i call a great joke , still laughing
June 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Whoa… thats horrific…
June 11th, 2008 at 1:45 am
WOW that was different!
June 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
To cutiepie, the man would either die of being burned alive, or he could cut his thing off and live. Its a choice the man has to make, live without a willy, or die an painful death.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
LOL man u should do stand up comedy!
June 20th, 2008 at 10:58 am
cutipie, figure this out , the mans penis was tightened to a vice and the husband gave the saw to the man so that when he burnt down the shed, the man had no choice but to cut his penis for him not to get burned…get it
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I LOVED IT. Hardy har har har……………
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
wouldnt happen, hed just open the vise,wouldnt he.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Oh my gawsh that’s messed up yet strangely funny! Oh well!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
great joke or was it a joke. we’ll never know. LOL
July 7th, 2008 at 2:19 am
excellent 10/10